It's bad enough when you can't buy the house you want to, nor borrow the money you need to, because the US 'sub-prime' crisis has enveloped the world of lending, leading to the 'Credit Crunch'.
But when you see the Crunch-o-meter has five segments, just like a Gillette Fusion and you see how expensive it is (£2.50 a replacment blade anyone?) then perhaps Fusion should come with a 'Blade-o-Meter' warning - a sort of Calorie counting device, which lets you know just how much it's going to damage your wealth...!
Note: the Blade-o-Meter is pointing to fairer shaving, where of course 'King of Blades' will be!
King of Blades. My Pledge is Coming.
(Crunchometer courtesy 'The Times' newspaper, Thursday May 1st 2008)
